An inquiry from Moscow News about interviewing me for an article on vegetarianism in Moscow gave me an impetus to update my old Tofu for Sale page. Not that I hope to make any money selling tofu made by Vietnamese illegals hiding in an industrial zone in Mar’yina Rosha. The surcharge may pay for fuel if I drive there or for a beer or two in the unlikely case I successfully force myself to cycle or walk there. No more. But offering tofu or dog rental or rat removal or whatever is just one of many tricks a nobody like me can employ to make it to Google’s top ten. But the offer is real and tofu is back to the official list.